7.20.03

Whats up manizzles?

Its been a long time since Ive written a commentary so I thought Id bang one out before Jimmy Jacobs complains again about lack of updatage. Huss! Well lets see, where to begin....ummm oh yeah, I turned 20 since the last commentary. I also started TV in May which was fun. To be thrown in a major angle with the likes of Piper, Hogan, and Vince was very nerve racking and over-whelming but at the same time I felt very privileged and honored. Then Hogan leaves right in the middle of the angle, leaving us high and dry. I cant speculate on the specifics of his departure but I felt cheated. But whatever.

So, after 2 months of being degraded and humiliated on national TV, I finally had my first match.... against The Big Show. I thought it was good considering Stephanie McMahon (a non-wrestler) was my tag partner and it was my first match in like 4 months. It was a very easy match that was well put together. But what made the match good in my eyes was the crowd reaction after the finish. I was genuinely moved by their reaction, it totally blew me away. That night was my proudest moment in wrestling and it put an great ending to a pretty craptacular weekend which included taking a Greyhound from Boston to a Utica, NY house show because my wallet was stolen in Augusta, Maine at the house show the night before (couldnt fly because no ID = no getting on airplane). No big deal, good times were had by all.

Well, it looks like its going to be me and Vince at Vengeance. That should be a tub o fun. It probably wont be a 5 star classic but I hope its going to be entertaining. I have a few tricks up my sleeve that ol Vinne Mac may not be expecting. But well see what happens, Im looking forward to it.

Ive submitted a few t-shirt ideas to the merchandizing department that everyone seems to like but they keep getting turned down by the powers that be. I guess if its not created by the WWE, they dont want any part of it. Oy.

Just to clear up a little misunderstanding, Im currently single and Im not engaged to marry Norah Jones (yet, hehe). So, if there are any hot broads out there that like skinny one-legged guys, Im your man, lol!

Big congrats are in order for Jimmy Jacobs and Alex Shelly for getting over like rover in Ring of Honor. These two cats are the real deal Holyfield and if they are ever in your area, please check them out. With Chris Sabin winning the NWA: TNA X-Division championship (as well as the WWA Cruiser belt), Jacobs and Shelly tearing it up in RoH, and me getting a lot of TV time (too much, actually) the Detroit Invasion looks to be a success. Keep up the good work gentleman, keep on representin the D.

Thats all for now, till next time.....

Its been my pleasure,
Z

3.4.03

Whats cadallacin my peeps? Sorry for the lack of updatedness, but I think we are in agreeance that commentary should sufficientate for now. But seriously, thanks to all for the encouraging words, they are deeply appreciated. Ok, here are all the juicy details on what has gone down the past month are so: I am not allowed to talk about anything! lol

All I can say is this: TNA is the best place I've ever wrestled, they are the greatest group of guys ever, and I wish them nothing but the best. But, rest assured, if there is any new news, Ill break it here first on zwrestling.com. Well, since I cant talk about the best gosh-darned good looking one-legged man in the universe, Ill talk about whatever shiznit pops in my head, you down my nizzlets?

First of all, CM Punk and Chris Hero go 92 minutes and 15 seconds. Jesus Christ, Match of the Friggin Year. Those guys are great. Theyll be on TNA soon so make sure you throw down 10 bones to see the best from the midwest. Hopefully, theyll bring back Truth Martini. How sweet would a Truth Martini/Chris Sabin TNA match be?

Jimmy Jacobs is cool. Art Mendez is cool as well. Paul London and the Maximos (wouldnt that be a sweet name for a band) are cool too.

Im ecstatic that my future wife-to-be Norah Jones won all those Grammys. Shes way talented as well as hot so buy her album.

Speaking of wives, a big congrats goes to Bubba Mackenzie for tying the knot on March 1st. Sorry ladies, hes off the block. Oh, and a speedy recovery to Bubbas Threat member Amazing N8. Get well dude.

Fred Durst is the worst. I am so jealous of that son of a bitch.

Well, thats all I have to say, till next time...

...its been my pleasure,
Zach