Its not only an honor, its a damn dream come true.  Oh its true!  Its damn true!

Kurt Angle, Smackdown 7/31/03

 

Let me holla at you playa!  Tink here with another dose of profanity-laced opinions for you to think about for the next week.  Now, I could always wait until tomorrow and throw RAW in here toobut Ive got a lot to say right now so why not let it all the fuck out? 

 

For starters, not on the wrestling front, I just saw the movie American Wedding.  I strongly suggest you all go see this movie!  It is fucking hilarious and Ive been here talking like the Stifmiester ever since I saw it.  I know, thats a scary thought.  But if youre out looking for a good movie to see this week, American Wedding is the way to go!  Now on with the wrestling. 

 

For starters, Smackdown wasnt too bad.  It wasnt great, but it wasnt too bad.  But thats my opinion.

 

Im Kurt Freaking Angle!

Starting the show with the NEW WWE Champion KURT ANGLE was great.  I think its great that hes the champ, no one on Smackdown right now deserves the strap more.  I thought it was great when he said, Its not only an honor, its a damn dream come true.  Oh its true!  Its damn true! and I am so happy for him.  The road back from his injury surely wasnt an easy one (though it is easier than the one Scotty 2 Hottie, Lita, and Edge have had to and will have to take) but he is back, and better than ever.  I only hope they do something great like this with Edge when he comes back from injury. 

 

Also in this segment and at the end of the show, we see the possibility for a Brock Lesner heel turn.  Nothing will make me angrier than if they take Lesner and turn him heel.  He makes a good face, yeah, he makes a good heel too, but Brock as a face is great.  They are actually starting to develop a character for him that is more than just a Im big must destroy! mentality.  He and Kurt work really well together and Iwas hopping to see a possible Tag Team run from the two of them.  The problem the creative dept. is making is that they need this to be heel/face going in to the match. 

 

Why cant two people who are friends with respect and admiration for each other go into a match like that.  It would make it more interesting in my opinion.  They dont need everything to be good versus bad because seeing two friends fight each other and try to keep it together is entertaining enough.  And as Ive said many times, the writing department of the WWE fucking sucks right now and needs some serious help before the shows start to go even more down hill than they already are.  But, thats just my opinion. 

 

Gotta say, I loved the return of Doink the Clown.  If I had been there that night, I would have loved to have gotten one of those balloon animals.  I think that Doink the clown is cool and it was great to see him in action again even if it was only for a short while in which he got his ass kicked by Chris Benoit.  I gotta say, I like that they picked up the Rhyno/Benoit angle again.  Its great.  They picked this up at Vengeance and since I decided it wasnt worth my money to get I didnt know this.  Im glad they are doing something more with the two of them and I think this is going to be a great rivalry to watch in the coming weeks. 

 

The Jamie Noble and Torrie Wilson vignettes were fucking sick and disgusting, but slightly funny.  Only slightly.  Who wants to see Jamie fucking Noble prance around in his underwear and a cowboy hat?  Or visualize Nidia and him getting it on while Torrie watches?  Honestly, I did exactly what Torrie did (and you will never, EVER hear me say that again!) and threw up.  It was just wrong *shudders* so wrong.  However, seeing Torrie sitting there drunk on champagne with her hair all messed up was the funniest thing ever.  I dont know why I found that so entertaining, but it was funny.

 

I enjoyed watching the Zach Gowen story.  Not only last week on Confidential but the bit they showed this week on Smackdown.  He truly is an inspirational person and just hearing how he over came so much adversity makes me wonder why I bitch about the little things in life.  He is a role model for everyone and I for one think that he is going to go far in the WWE. 

 

Ok, now that Smackdown is out of the way, on to different things, like this months WWE Magazine.  This months copy is great and I recommend you all run out to the store and buy it!  If the fact that my idol, the Xtreme Queen herself, Lita, is on the cover isnt enough to make you want to buy it, then the other contents of the mag will be.  Theres an interview with The Peoples Champ, Christian, that is hilarious.  Not to mention some nice pictures of him, that $700 hair cut, and Trishs pants.  Theres also a letter to all members of the RAW roster saying someone, anyone (but Goldberg) needs to get the title away from HHH. 

 

The article on Lita is great and all but says that shell be on RAW soon.  Im hopping for a Summerslam return for the Xtreme Diva.   I would love to see her come back, beat the shit out of Molly Holly for the championship, and taking her place back as one of the most dominat females in the WWE.  I cant wait to see her come back and I hope that its soon. 

 

Has anyone out there seen the promotional poster for Summerslam?  Could Sable be more of a slut?  I honestly dont know.  Not to mention that shes old!  Who wants to see a practically naked old silicone injected woman?  Sure as the hell not me!  Someone please tell Sable, that shes really not making Smackdown televison or WWE television for that matter, at all better. 

 

Another thing, I would like to see the WWE use more of the talent they have.  The Hurricane, he is a great talent who is getting no push.  Booker T also, yeah he won the damn Intercontinental Title but hes not getting the push he deserves.  Chris Benoit should be up there going for the WWE Championship, but instead is going for the US Gold and his rivalry with Rhyno.  Molly Holly has only now gotten her chance at the Womens Championship when shes been far more deserving than other competitors and champions.  Then there is other talent, not so deserving in my opinion, is getting too much push.  Goldberg, Scott Stiener, Gail Kim (I love her, but she didnt deserve to get the gold).  I think the creative department should seriously reconsider the way they are writing their show and the ways they are pushing talent.  I would rather see some of the more impressive athelets doing their thing than Scott Stiener out there flexing in some damn gimmick match. 

 

Well, I think thats it for the trip into my head for today.  Those are just some of the ramblings of what I think about the wrestling world and how things should be run.  But then again, thats just my opinion. 

 

~Tink~