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Transcript of Jeff's Recent Audio

Posted by Tamran on 7/5/2003, 2:11 am
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Dear all,

With this audio letter, I am attempting to take you on a quick journey through three emotions. First will be saddness (1, 2, 3), second will be inspiration and third will be laughter...The last will be laughter.

Quick journey begin.

I haven't been watching Raw. Its not because I think its a bad show, or it sucks...Its because the times I've watched, um..its crushed my feelings and really heart punched me in the chest..um..all I wanna do is..is..be there..I won't lie...and when I see the show, I wanna be the show..It really sets in when you're at home and you're watching something as great as WWE..and you know you should be a part of it..Its the coolest pro wrestling show ever, and I'm not a part of it anymore..and I regret that..to a certain extent..um..the show, what I've seen..I mean, its been excellent, its been great..and uh, they don't need me..I mean, at all..I may add a little color to it..But I mean they don't need me at all as far as talent..so um..(they don't need Jeff Hardy to survive)...Its great..Its still great and always will be...

So saddness creates inspiration...so inspiration begin..

Acts of sad trials in life lead to so many motivational acts of living..laughter is a huge part of pro wrestling and life...I mean the way I see it, if you're laughing, you're having a good time..um..and good time's ????, and they always have been, and they always will be...just like they were in 1451, just like they were in 1736, just like they were in 18-one-one..just like they were in 1932..good times are ???? as far as I'm concerned...in 1977, the year I was born, I mean that was ????...*nonsense in background about farting is going on at this point, if you can believe that*...its strange and uh, laughter's a big part of love..so here in the year 2003, um, I uh, I look back and throw bananas at the..at the palm trees (I don't know what kind of trees, man, I just throw them!)..and I laugh..climb the tree too..Get on top of it..oh I'm down...What's goin' on man?!..You know what I'm sayin'?!..Yo, baby, what's up!?...What you doin'!? Something a little funky..Right on! In the mix...So um..including myself..Wooo! Get it..Enough of that...

Informed I was of them..becoming my family..I did not believe..at the time I was told..I refuse to behold them..related to me..I heard that some of my enemies exist inside my family...not knowing who they are...and don't know what they say..(something is said, I don't know)...finally..you free me..just believe, I dare you too..wow, I'm calm....at last my weight has leveled out..due to the decisions influenced by legal words on paper..make your decisions for helping me out..its been confirmed...so..let it be heard..

Severed ties with all severe lies..never die from what you're meant for..someone dies tied by severe lies..I'll never die how you imagined I would..departed I..(more I cannot understand)..I do not want to believe, but I have to believe...in what I see and what I feel...Jesus Christ this will never register as real...memories..I see all the memories, and I'm not going to tag them as been and done, there and that is where its at...time changes..chances gone flat...gone flat..the hands of time will win everytime...if you don't take the time to be on time (to be on time)..Not knowing who they are...I don't know what they say...the ??? spies will command the final day...finally I free me..(I free me)...from the only temporary (temporary)..finally you..you freed me (you freed me)...Just believe in me...I dare you too..well I've come, come at last..my...wave has leveled out...due to you decisions influenced by legal words on paper...thanks to your decisions...thank your decisions for helping me out..its been confirmed...so let it be heard..they can severed ties with all severe lies..never die from what you're meant for...severed ties tied by severe lies...I'll never die how you imagined I would...how you imagined I would...

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